Tuesday, May 5, 2009

New job, new stress, and schools finally out, yay!

Omg…ok, I have officially been MIA for like a couple of weeks. So besides leaving out the juicy details of my adventure with TSM (which I have filled in), I have been going insane, well not really but its been busy for me. Well during the second week of my little brother and sister's spring break, I was offered a job, I know I had officially stopped looking and bam, it happened, finally. I the best part was that I didn't even have to interview. So I get this phone call on Tuesday, from this agency ive been working with on helping me find a job and finally they came through, the lady gave me the info and was like you need to be there by 730am, at this point my eyes literally popped out of their socket. Which ment that I would need to be up by 6 to leave by 710 and be ready and not late…umm…yeah, remember my not EVER being on time, well I think that it officially had to stop…(don't worry it hasn't though). So I was so excited, it's a temp job for the president of the community college, im just the secretary. But yeah so I started the 14th of april, (holy cheese-its im really far behind on my blogging), so yeah I started that JOB. Its going good, I just forgot how to balance everything since I hadn't done it in over a year. So well my time-management skills have completely flown out the window. Which will bring me to the school situation…

So yeah between juggling everything, schools been getting ruff…im so glad its over with. These last couple of weeks with doing both has really drained me. So this week was the last week and I feel like I had no kindof direction on where and what to do and how to manage time. We had this group project and everyone was supposed to have it ready and it wasn't, then I had this law test, which is not easy and the teacher doesn't believe in multiple choice questions, so all short answer, basically you must memorize the information off had or else your screwed, I think I was and am. I don't even want to see my grades in this class…but at the same time its all done with.

Other than that this past weekend, I went out to the rodeo and we got cattleman's club wristbands, which is the vip area for the rodeo, its all you can eat and drink and we did drink a whole lot, basically we got there around 8 and were severely intoxicated my 10…and still proceeded to drink. Oh this night I was full of great ideas, lets just start with the hands, drinking the list, meeting cowboys, eating volunteer food, and peeing in a trailer (I know tmi, but there is a story behind it which is significantly important and funny) and getting into an argument with court…Lets start with the mini-hands, aka mini-fives, so much fun, there were these mini-hands that were used to stir the drinks and mindi and I had a blast with them, I think that was our entertainment for the night, which I have collected like 5 of them. We decided we needed one every time we had a drink then, we forgot to accomplish this mission by our lets say 5th drink. Then there was this list…about after 3 drinks, there was this list on the side of the bar that had all these funny names with different types of liquor (warning flag one, second they were inappropriate names, i.e. horny bull, ride em cowboy, the cowboys wife, etc) anywhoo, so again, I was like oh, I am going to accomplish this list, (the list had tequila, vodka, rum, jack, and another one) so basically I was 3 away from the list when the cattlemen's thing closed. So if you think about it I accomplished the amount of drinks on the list, but not the different kinds cause I had three before my grand idea, which was not so grand that night or the next day! Next subject, meeting cowboys, so this vip section, after the rodeo, the cowboys hang out there and there I was minding my own business and this cowboy comes up to me and was like "are you hungry?" For a moment, I thought I can take this two ways: obviously I have been smaller so I don't look like I need to be fed, and he is just using a pick up line or he thinks I look like I need to be fed and im not as big as I think, im going to opt for the second, well at least im hoping. Well he asked I said "yes, im hungry where's the food?" So we followed him over to this tent on the other side, and we get there and this lady was "are you a volunteer?" and this leads up to stealing volunteer food, and I turn and look at my cowboy and say "we are with him" which we did volunteer the next day so technically we are volunteers but in the intoxication state, I had completely forgot this at this moment. We eat and it's the best bbq, EVER!!! And then go back to drinking…So basically we closed the cattlemans club down and these cowboys and his friends follow us and somehow I was the designated person to go with the cowboys and I had to pee, which I did in their bathroom in the trailor and as soon as I got out they said I pooped and I didn't, I pinkie, but for the rest of the night I was called the pooper! Which I didn't like cause I thought it referred to me as a party pooper but it wasn't like that, at the time I didn't know that, I think I did but didn't want to. So we get to this bar and court call mindi and I stupid, well shes talking to someone via text messaging and mindi see it and was WTF? Why would you be telling other people that we are stupid and we get into it and court storms out and mindi and I continue to talk about why she would act like this and that we don't talk about her we just tell her to her face and so we leave and go home, where I am trying my hardest to get a hold of TSM (by this time I am severely intoxicated and should not have any time of communication device in my possession) and wasn't making good choices…so yeah, I basically at this point just passed out.

The next day, oh did I feel crappy…I had to meet with my group and that wasn't successful, I basically felt like poop the whole time I was there and had a protein spill in the bathroom at the coffee house and was not very productive with the whole situation. Yeah it wasn't good, then I had to go home and rest and take a shower to get ready to volunteer, it was not a good day at all.

So I was resting and a friend of mine was like lets go out and I was like im old I don't want to go out I had way too much the day before and just wanted to rest, which I did, then she mentioned cute guys and jimmy buffet, so I was sold. I got there…no cute boys, btw there wasn't any jimmy it was some generic brand of jimmy…we left and went to another bar. And I wasn't any fun cause I was so blah!!!

So my friend has been wanting to set me up with this guy, hes really nice and fun, im just not that attracted to him. And so shes been like hes nice and so on, and im like yeah ok what the heck I should give it a try, well he was at the "generic jimmy concert" and so we talked and he went with us to the bar afterwards and asked me to go and eat with him on Sunday. But well I had a packed day, which doesn't happen very often and I seemed to turn into the bitch, I was running late, like always, I told him where I wanted to eat and that we needed to meet there cause I would be in a hurry to go and meet up with some friends afterwards, completely not like me on a first date. It was bad, cause I was really late and I wasn't really into this guy, I made it seem like a forced situation. But oh well.

I went to the baseball game, this has been my second game, I think I need to start going more often, cause well there are some good looking guys there. I got super excited cause when I went I think it was mascot day so all these different people were dressed up, I was super excited and decided to take a pic with the taco…when I walked off he started dancing and some guy was like "that is one happy taco!"

Sunday, May 3, 2009

I went MIA…and left some details out!!!

So I haven't been blogging, I kindof forgot to, (sorry kels) I think that some people are prob a little disappointed in the fact that I haven't been updating my life…sorry. Well lets see…nothing too exciting has happened, but at the same time I think there are significant things that I need to make mental/web page notes about.

Boys…ugh, I think at this point I am going to throw in the towel. Some part of me is like, ok, these guys im meeting are men, but acting like boys. So I will just make that notation…anyhoo, well the last adventure I had was with this individual I call Toy Story Mania, yes after the ride, and no it doesn't have any significant meaning (it kindof does) but it wasn't discovered until later. His name is related to the movie and in my drunkenness state this was the deciding factor once he told me his name.

So im thinking that I should at least give you a warning on how I met this individual; first of all I met him while I was intoxicated, this in all is a warning sign that he couldn't be a potential husband because well I have this thing that I don't want to meet someone in a bar or club or while im intoxicated because I wouldn't want to later tell my kids that I met their father while I was intoxicated (I have standards). So that's my thing, and well in my state of intoxication I thought everyone had disappeared; well maybe I just wanted everyone to disappear (I think some people were being in love and others well maybe I just thought weren't around) and it was the last song and I really wanted to dance, so I glance over and see this TSM guy and I point to him and say your dancing with me! It wasn't a question, it was a demand, and so he said lets dance and I fell in my intoxication love…so yeah. Btw – hes super hot and hes from sc where they talk like they are from the country, I was in temporary love. Well he tells me his name and the first thing I say is oh like from toy story…so that's Toy Story Mania, aka TSM. So hes a weird guy, he called but seems a little mysterious, which I love. So over the weekend I went to niko's and had no intentions of going out but me and court went to have a drink and as walking in I notice him, but am not too sure if its him? Yeah, that's how intoxicated I was, so of course I don't make a fuss out of it and walk in and court decides to sit two chairs over from him, at this point she doesn't know anything, until we sit down and Im like I think that is Toy Story Mania…Its funny, and so im trying not to look at him, then realize its him. Well so the whole time hes checking his phone, well we make this observation while im texting, each time I check my phone he checks his. After my first drink I give in and send him a text message, hey im at nikos you should join? Well this guy and his friend start to laugh, and well its him…Needless to say this him and I are sitting next to each other; decide to only communicate by text message cause we are both going along with the fact that he's somewhere else and I am totally flirting via text message with the idea that one of us has to give in. So he walks off to the bathroom and I ask for my check and his friend says you cant leave??? Court and me laughed so loud that I signed it and walked out of the bar!!! Then he calls me and was like im on my way to nikos and I was like I already left. I wasn't going to give in first, no way no how, plus I did make the first move when I told him to dance with me. I thought to myself, am I not attractive cause this guy doesn't want to say hi, but then again I don't think I am so whatever, weird??? He still text me so idk. My point exactly, weird or WERID by someone I know…So yeah…he became a good pld, that was excused cause it was my birthday weekend celebration (two weekends after). Whatever, we were celebrating!!! So whats so mysterious and intriguing of this individual, well I asked him why he didn't have a girlfriend, which now I regret cause he doesn't call so much anymore, but his answer was that he was picky and hasn't found the right one…my jaw dropped, and I was in love, he is me but with a boy part and he prob acts worse, so I felt like I needed to run far from him cause I couldn't fall for him, NEVER!!! I think that has been my adventure lately…

So that was my adventure that weekend, then the next weekend was Easter, I just went to the lake with some friends and on Friday and hung out and drank some beer and ate chicken salad, which btw my uncle makes the greatest. It rained and we just played cards, the usual, lots of fun in the wilderness.